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Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing
teachers used to always tell me that stories need to have a super interesting beginning or else literally no one is going to want to read it and it would never get any sort of recognition but i just
act 1 - inventory management and dumbfuckery
OH SHIT MY MOM IS MAD AT ME AND SHE IS COMING HOME IN 2 HOURS WHAT AM I GONNA DO????
she’ll never find me now
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself
So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like
And do I look hot
i did a push up why am i still fat
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